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Sh*t! F^&k! Da#N! Whoops, going to jail in NY.
Okay, I usually avoid politics like the plague as I wouldn’t trust any of them to care for my hamster for an hour, but I’m so excited about something that I’m going to blog about it on a regular basis....
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Sex, drugs and rock-n-roll NO MORE!
Well, that’s just bollocks! That was my mantra for years! Okay, kinda kidding. I wasn’t come crazed nympho druggie running around backstage at concerts tearing off my shirt and bribing roadies for...
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Birthday Ban! Just say no to birthdays. Wha???
Well, I can’t go slacking on my commentary related to the ridiculous list of NY DOE, Mayor-approved words that have been banned form use on NY tests administered in public schools. Word of the day:...
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The kids book, “Everbody poops” is a LIE!
Well, at least according to the NY DOE and Mayor Duh. Word of the day: Bodily functions Honest to God, while I pretend that women don’t have any bodily functions other than breathing, I’m not so insane...
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Horse’s Arse Award Appropriately Timed!
Well, well, well…I didn’t even realize that my “You are a ridiculous horse’s ass” word of the day is…drum roll please…cancer. What timing, seeing how I just got such good news about my aunt’s cancer...
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Drunk unicorns? WTF?
People of Florida unite! No longer will your hurricanes be mentionable on tests in NY. Japanese citizens, your tsunami is off limits to the children of NY. New Orleans, I guess the levee didn’t break....
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BOOK GIVEAWAY and other awesome stuff that makes me blush!
Hi! Wow, 2 post in 2 day–I must be feeling better. :) (Yep, 2 typos within the first 7 words–okay, maybe not feeling 100% better yet!) Plus, this one is time sensitive. You guys know I write a monthly...
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